SO I keep on trying and trying to post these pictures I took with my friend on Saturday on facebook, but the freaking internet KEEPS ON GOING ON AND OFF!
meh.
It's just really really annoying me. I'm like "STUPID INTERNET." I I feel like punching my screen. However, if I did that, I would no longer have a desktop computer :(
Life is so complicated.
--
Lily
"Grown-ups are very strange." -The Little Prince
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
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My friends are weird.
Lily
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can never EVER pick your friends nose."
Lily
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"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can never EVER pick your friends nose."
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Eoticons and Ascii Art
3ll:D Ron Weasley from A Very Potter Musical
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Butterfly
(\_/) Bunny ears
( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) Toast
ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ノ Running
☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ Angel
O.o
=^.^=
O__o
@}-;-'--- Rose Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Butterfly
(\_/) Bunny ears
( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) Toast
ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ノ Running
☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ Angel
Here are my favorites:
xDO.o
=^.^=
O__o
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Lily--
Monday, October 3, 2011
Awesome Websites to Go On
Watch my favorite TV show.
Get Anime sheet music
Stay up to date with the Hunger Games movie.
Watch "Inuaysha in a Nutshell"
And go on this awesome site
Lily
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Get Anime sheet music
Stay up to date with the Hunger Games movie.
Watch "Inuaysha in a Nutshell"
And go on this awesome site
Lily
--
“Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks”
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Random Anime Reference
I was reading this book called Shark Girl. It's an awesome book. ANyway, It's about this girl who gets her arm bitten off by a shark. It's actually really depressing. My favorite part is at the end when Xxx xxxxx xxx xxxxx xx xxx xxxx xx xxxx xxxxxxxx "xxxx xx X xxxx'x xxx xxxxxxxx xx xxx xxxx?". . . Can't give away the ending >:)
Anyway, when the girl is all depressed because she has to have a fake arm that she can't move, I was like "Why not just get auto mail?"
Those who have watch Full Metal Alchemist will know what the heck I'm talking about :)
Lily
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"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?" -Brittany S. Peirce
Anyway, when the girl is all depressed because she has to have a fake arm that she can't move, I was like "Why not just get auto mail?"
Those who have watch Full Metal Alchemist will know what the heck I'm talking about :)
Lily
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"Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?" -Brittany S. Peirce
Friday, September 23, 2011
Random. . .
This is my random post. Here's some random pictures:
So True
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Browsers fight!
WANT GLEE NAILS!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Cute little bear!!
I've been to the dark side. They lied about the cookies.
Best. Ending. Ever.
Most epicus HP nails EVER!!
Cause I am :)
One look at the shmexy face and I am positive I will donate to Starkid :)
I love coffee art!!
Cute little kitty!
REACH!
I Love Love
Marge has big hair.
Awwwwwwwwwwww...
Agreed!
FIND them at Walgreens.
SHELDON!
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "Oh my God, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"
There's that Holy cow!
Lily
--
"No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy" -Henry Kissenger
So True
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Browsers fight!
WANT GLEE NAILS!!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Cute little bear!!
I've been to the dark side. They lied about the cookies.
Best. Ending. Ever.
Most epicus HP nails EVER!!
Cause I am :)
One look at the shmexy face and I am positive I will donate to Starkid :)
I love coffee art!!
Cute little kitty!
REACH!
I Love Love
Marge has big hair.
Awwwwwwwwwwww...
Agreed!
FIND them at Walgreens.
SHELDON!
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "Oh my God, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"
There's that Holy cow!
Lily
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"No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy" -Henry Kissenger
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Chance
Chance is my cat. She has a Facebook page. You all should check it out.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chance/210304669016532
Lily
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"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chance/210304669016532
Lily
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"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary."
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Sexism
There are a few boys at my school that get on my nerves a LOT. Whenever they do something and I call them on it, they're always like "If you weren't a girl I'd..."
Boys are annoying.
There's all those theories that girls are small, delicate, feminine, etc. It's annoying. I know in this particular scenario, I should feel lucky to be a girl. Then I wouldn't get "..."ed. They don't even finish their sentences. Is that normal for a dude?
I probably shouldn't be thinking this, but what they say makes me want them to say "If we weren't in school..." It would make me really freaked out, but still. I'm not really sure where I'm going here... yeah, bye!
Lily
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"First, God created man. Then he had a better idea."
Boys are annoying.
There's all those theories that girls are small, delicate, feminine, etc. It's annoying. I know in this particular scenario, I should feel lucky to be a girl. Then I wouldn't get "..."ed. They don't even finish their sentences. Is that normal for a dude?
I probably shouldn't be thinking this, but what they say makes me want them to say "If we weren't in school..." It would make me really freaked out, but still. I'm not really sure where I'm going here... yeah, bye!
Lily
--
"First, God created man. Then he had a better idea."
Sleepovers
When friends sleepover, the point is you DON'T SLEEP. You stay up late and parents don't control your bedtime. It just makes me uncool to not be able to stay up as long as I want when I have a friend over for the night. Yes, we will go to be eventually, but we want to control when! It's just not fair!
Lily
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*Instead of a signature quote, I'm going to tell you where I get a bunch of them: http://coolsig.com/*
Lily
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*Instead of a signature quote, I'm going to tell you where I get a bunch of them: http://coolsig.com/*
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Made-Up Words
Below is a list of words I made up completely by myself. Yeah, I'm that cool. 8D
Lily
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"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool."
- Yuppies
- Epical
- Epicus (Lily-Latin for epic)
- Yayies
- Nopeies
- Boredness
Lily
--
"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool."
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Paragraph
It was the last straw. You've had it. You run up to your room, and slam the door shut. With a sigh, you sit on the bed, running a hand over your tired face and through your ruffled hair. She never understood you, never saw what you wanted. For your birthday, if she ever remembered it, she would get you exactly the thing you didn't want. Whenever you tried to make a connection, she was always off in her own world, listening to the voices in her head. You knew there was something wrong with her after Dad died, but it wasn't until now that you realized you couldn't handle it. She needed help. With a deep breath, you realize what you need to do. You slowly open the door to your room and listen. Dimly, you can hear her raging in the kitchen. You creep down the hall until you get to the office. You open the door. It gives out the tiniest creak. Your heart catches in your throat. You tiptoe inside close the door behind you. You can feel your pulse beating uncontrollably in your wrists. You cross the room to the telephone. Trembling, you pick up the receiver and dial three numbers. You hear a click as the person on the other end picks up.
"911, please state your emergency."
So what do you think?
"911, please state your emergency."
So what do you think?
Friday, September 9, 2011
Feedback Please!
They don’t like me. Why should they? What am I to them? I’m dirt, not the kind of dirt that is soft and warm and smells good, but the kind that it so laden with twigs and stones that when you put your hands in it, they come out scratched and bloody. No, even that would be to kind of them. I am the mosquito they just crushed between their two fingers. Nothing, I’m nothing. I wasn’t always hated. I once had a loving family that cared about me. That was until my father found out what my mother was, what I am.
“Witch,” they said, “Your mother’s a Witch.”
I didn’t believe them until my mother got sick. She was so sick and the physician said she should have died long ago, but she didn’t. That was when she told Father the truth about her, about me. She was a Witch. With my mother a Witch, and my father a human, that made me a Half-Blood. In our world, it is not a good thing to be a Half-Blood. Half-Bloods get shunned by each side of their family, Witch and Human. We were considered unlucky, like walking under a ladder. To humans, I was a black cat crossing their virtual road of life.
That's the start of a story. I have a week to finish it. Should I? If so, what should happen?
Monday, September 5, 2011
HELP!
The local newspaper is having a contest for short fiction stories. I"m wondering if anyone has any ideas for a story that would be 1500 words or less, please either comment or email me them. I'd really appreciate it!
Lily
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Puppy, puppy, puppy - A book?
Lily
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Puppy, puppy, puppy - A book?
Thursday, September 1, 2011
How to Give a Cat a Pill
*Note: I didn't write this. I'm just sharing it with you all*
If you have ever tried to give a cat a pill you know how difficult it is.
The following instructions are fool proof!
1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm
as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either
side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while
holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either
side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while
holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from under chair. Cradle cat
in left arm and repeat process.
in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take a new pill from foil wrap. Cradle cat in left arm holding
rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill
to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill
to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top
of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden.
of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between the knees. Holding
front and rear paws, ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse
to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler
into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
front and rear paws, ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse
to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler
into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make a note to buy a new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully
sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set aside for gluing later.
Make a note to buy a new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully
sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set aside for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with it's head
just visible from beneath spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking
straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.
just visible from beneath spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking
straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.
9. Check label to make sure that pill is not harmful to humans. Drink
glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm
and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm
and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10.Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in
cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force
mouth open with spoon, flick pill down throat with elastic band.
cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force
mouth open with spoon, flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply
cold compress to cheek and check records for last tetanus shot.
throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
cold compress to cheek and check records for last tetanus shot.
throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call the fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid
cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly
to leg of dining room table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from garage.
Force cat's mouth open with small trowel. Push pill into mouth followed}
by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint
of water down throat to wash pill down.
to leg of dining room table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from garage.
Force cat's mouth open with small trowel. Push pill into mouth followed}
by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint
of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room. Sit quietly
while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes pill remnants
from right eye. Stop by furniture store on the way home to order
a new table.
while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes pill remnants
from right eye. Stop by furniture store on the way home to order
a new table.
15. Arrange for SPCA to get psycho cat and call local pet shop to see
if they have any hamsters.
Lily
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As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
What You Were Waiting For...
I'm going to talk about Starkid!!! *Hears distant cheers of "yay!"* That's right, I officially have no idea what else to blog about, so if you'll give me a moment, I will begin to ramble.
Before I start, I want to make one thing clear: There. Will. Be. Spoilers.
Don't say I didn't warn you...
***YOU ARE ENTERING A SPOILER ALERT ZONE***
Starkid. Starkid, Starkid, Starkid. You may ask, what is Starkid I'll tell you: it it the most amazing Youtube channel created. It's also a theater company run my the one and only, Darren Criss (<3)!!!! They gave us many wonderful musicals, such as A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Starship, and (forgive me) Me and My Dick. I haven't watch the last one, and don't plan to...
Let me list all the wonderful things about each one (Minus MAMD)
A Very Potter Musical (AVPM) and A Very Potter Sequel (AVPS):
-It's a parody of Harry Potter. I hope you picked that up by now.
-It's a musical!
-It combines two of my favorite things...maybe three or four actually. Those things are: Musicals, Harry Potter, Darren Criss, and laughing! Yes, it it hilarious!
-It's totally awesome! (AVPM reference)
-The person who plays Draco Malfoy is a woman and she is the funniest actress EVER!!!
-All the characters are really well played.
-I will now quote A Very Potter Musical:
A: "I want Hermione Granger!!!! .....And a rocket ship."
B: " I've just been putting all the the people who look like good guys in Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy in Slytherin, and the other two can just go where ever the hell they want."
C: "what the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!?!?!?"
D: "Me, yo Mama!"
-I'm too lazy to find more. On to Starship...
Starship:
-Characters that I love: Taz, Commander Up, Tootsie Noodles, Mega-Girl, Pincer, Bug, Buggette, + more :)
-Really funny, original musical!
-Music & lyrics = written by Darren Criss (<3)
-Quote time!
A: Damn that G.LE.E! They're always making twisted abominations of everything!
B: Set your guns to pew! Pew pew! Pew pew!
C: Kick it up a notch!
-Yeah, I'm being lazy and finishing my post there. If anyone has anything to add, just comment below :)
Lily
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And Bingo was his name-o.
Before I start, I want to make one thing clear: There. Will. Be. Spoilers.
Don't say I didn't warn you...
***YOU ARE ENTERING A SPOILER ALERT ZONE***
Starkid. Starkid, Starkid, Starkid. You may ask, what is Starkid I'll tell you: it it the most amazing Youtube channel created. It's also a theater company run my the one and only, Darren Criss (<3)!!!! They gave us many wonderful musicals, such as A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Starship, and (forgive me) Me and My Dick. I haven't watch the last one, and don't plan to...
Let me list all the wonderful things about each one (Minus MAMD)
A Very Potter Musical (AVPM) and A Very Potter Sequel (AVPS):
-It's a parody of Harry Potter. I hope you picked that up by now.
-It's a musical!
-It combines two of my favorite things...maybe three or four actually. Those things are: Musicals, Harry Potter, Darren Criss, and laughing! Yes, it it hilarious!
-It's totally awesome! (AVPM reference)
-The person who plays Draco Malfoy is a woman and she is the funniest actress EVER!!!
-All the characters are really well played.
-I will now quote A Very Potter Musical:
A: "I want Hermione Granger!!!! .....And a rocket ship."
B: " I've just been putting all the the people who look like good guys in Gryffindor, anybody who looks like a bad guy in Slytherin, and the other two can just go where ever the hell they want."
C: "what the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!?!?!?"
D: "Me, yo Mama!"
-I'm too lazy to find more. On to Starship...
Starship:
-Characters that I love: Taz, Commander Up, Tootsie Noodles, Mega-Girl, Pincer, Bug, Buggette, + more :)
-Really funny, original musical!
-Music & lyrics = written by Darren Criss (<3)
-Quote time!
A: Damn that G.LE.E! They're always making twisted abominations of everything!
B: Set your guns to pew! Pew pew! Pew pew!
C: Kick it up a notch!
-Yeah, I'm being lazy and finishing my post there. If anyone has anything to add, just comment below :)
Lily
--
And Bingo was his name-o.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Nicknames
My nicknames:
-Lily :)
-Lil
-Bunny
-Jr.
Mama's nicknames:
-Alexandra :)
-Sasha
-Mama
-Mother
-Sash
-Parental Unit
Papa's nicknames:
-David :)
-Dave
-Papa
-Father
-Parental Unit
Chance's Nicknames:
-Chance :)
-Chancie
-Chanciepoo
-Chancelefur
-Chancellor
-The Queen
-Community Chest
-Chance Feline Ruderman (When she's in trouble)
-Kitty
-Feline
As you can see, it's easier to make up nicknames for your cat named Chance. Oh right, she's also called Cat. Forgot about that one ^.^
Lily
--
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. So is your gerbil's cage.
-Lily :)
-Lil
-Bunny
-Jr.
Mama's nicknames:
-Alexandra :)
-Sasha
-Mama
-Mother
-Sash
-Parental Unit
Papa's nicknames:
-David :)
-Dave
-Papa
-Father
-Parental Unit
Chance's Nicknames:
-Chance :)
-Chancie
-Chanciepoo
-Chancelefur
-Chancellor
-The Queen
-Community Chest
-Chance Feline Ruderman (When she's in trouble)
-Kitty
-Feline
As you can see, it's easier to make up nicknames for your cat named Chance. Oh right, she's also called Cat. Forgot about that one ^.^
Lily
--
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats. So is your gerbil's cage.
Radomness :)
This is probably going to be most random post EVER!!!
Well...maybe not EVER!!! but more like eVeR1!1!
(Told you., rAnDoMnEsS)
Let's get to the background of the world "random". I got this off of http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/random. They get full credit for this super-confusing definiton.
buh-bye everybody!
Lily
PS: anyone been noticing my quotes at the end of posts? (Hey that almost rhymes!) any way, those quotes are anything, really. I'm mainly taking them from Starkid, but my first post was an awesome poem by Shel Silverstein. It's called "Invitations" if you wanna look it up...
PPS: You may notice that I spelled Randomness wrong in the title. I know! Such is the power of randomness :)
...
He shot me...with a circular buzz-saw...sliced me right in half...vertically..like hotdog style not hamburger.
Well...maybe not EVER!!! but more like eVeR1!1!
(Told you., rAnDoMnEsS)
Let's get to the background of the world "random". I got this off of http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/random. They get full credit for this super-confusing definiton.
ran·dom Adjective
1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.
2. Statistics . of or characterizing a process of selection in which each item of a set has an equal probability of being chosen.
3. Building Trades .
a. (of building materials) lacking uniformity of dimensions: random shingles.
b. (of ashlar) laid without continuous courses.
c. constructed or applied without regularity: random bond.
4. Informal .
a. unknown, unidentified, or out of place: A couple of random guys showed up at the party.
b. odd and unpredictable in an amusing way: my totally random life.
Yeah, even the definition seems rAnDoM...
Anyway, I really can't think of anything else that's rAnDoM, so please visit my website because I have a blog there and I want people to read it! Just kidding, but here's the link: http://ilovewolvez.webs.com/ No, actually, visit this link: http://ilovewolvez.webs.com/apps/blog/show/7747698-updates this is my most rAnDoM blog
Lily
PS: anyone been noticing my quotes at the end of posts? (Hey that almost rhymes!) any way, those quotes are anything, really. I'm mainly taking them from Starkid, but my first post was an awesome poem by Shel Silverstein. It's called "Invitations" if you wanna look it up...
PPS: You may notice that I spelled Randomness wrong in the title. I know! Such is the power of randomness :)
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He shot me...with a circular buzz-saw...sliced me right in half...vertically..like hotdog style not hamburger.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Wii Fit
Okay, I don't exercise a lot, but this morning, I played Wii Fit, and it was fun! (And hard...) but still, I got a big workout and burned 123 calories...but who's counting, right? The problem was, I still had to walk around after. It makes me tired...plus I ache all over. I heard though, that exercise helps sleeping so if I sleep better, I'll have a better time going to bed early, falling asleep, and waking up for school. Is that really true?
On the bright side, three days til school. JOY!
Lily
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Thanks Hermione!
On the bright side, three days til school. JOY!
Lily
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Thanks Hermione!
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Two Words:
Watch. It.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZUA7-y2tUQ
This video says it all...
Lily
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You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't! It just makes them dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZUA7-y2tUQ
This video says it all...
Lily
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You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't! It just makes them dead.
RANT
I have a few rants to post but before I start, let me stress the fact that I got these off of Figment, and they belong to the people who wrote them. The first is written by Aivilo. If you click on the name, you will get magically transported to their Figment link. I'll post it on here, but they also have their rant published.
"This is my random rant about how frustrated i am> did you see the end of that sentence? how all their was was a > ? THAT is whyI am frustrated! And look what happens when I try to put a comma: < !!!! THAT! All I want to do is write a little story> But I can"t> Because of how messed up this keyboard is> How am I supposed to write a story when I can"t use periods or commas???????????? Do you fellow writers understand my frustration? And here"s the thing: hold on! well would you look at that! I can"t put an apostrophe either! See? Look what happens: " THIS IS SO ANNOYING! Annoying times !) Oh my gosh! I can"t even type numbers! ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) In case you were wondering that was numbers one through nine> And the worst part is< I"m stuck here with these terrible keyboard until Sunday! I just want to write a goshdarn story!!!!!!!!!! AND apparently something else too! just realized I used the wrong "there" in my #rd (oops sorry< third) sentence< so I click to try and change it right? WELL< I can"t even click somewhere to edit it without highlighting this whole long rant!!! HOW ANNOYING IS THIS??? VERY!!!"
Did you enjoy that? I hoped you would! The next rant is written by Ihana Kirjailija Again, click on the name and experience the magic...
"The world has problems with people being best friends. It used to be that if a boy was best friends with a girl, or vice versa, they instantly became a "couple". If that's not bad enough, now suddenly a girl being best friends with a girl or a boy with a boy means something similar.
People don't understand love the way they used to. The greeks had three types of love. They had Godly, pure, all-encompassing love. They had romantic love, which is the only love people seem to think exists these days. Most importantly, they had brotherly love. This is the love one has for a sibling, OR... wait for it... a good friend!
I mean, come on people! What's the problem with love for someone who isn't a family member or a boy/girlfriend? Its like you can't get too close to someone outside your family without suddenly being "in a relationship". People have twisted minds."
I had a lot of fun reading rants. I like seeing people's input on the subject. If you want to read more rants, go on Figment.com, click the "tag" tab (LOL) in the top-right corner, and search something along the lines of "rant" or "Random rant", etc. Whatever floats your boat. Have fun!
Lily
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Ten points to Dumbledore!
People don't understand love the way they used to. The greeks had three types of love. They had Godly, pure, all-encompassing love. They had romantic love, which is the only love people seem to think exists these days. Most importantly, they had brotherly love. This is the love one has for a sibling, OR... wait for it... a good friend!
I mean, come on people! What's the problem with love for someone who isn't a family member or a boy/girlfriend? Its like you can't get too close to someone outside your family without suddenly being "in a relationship". People have twisted minds."
I had a lot of fun reading rants. I like seeing people's input on the subject. If you want to read more rants, go on Figment.com, click the "tag" tab (LOL) in the top-right corner, and search something along the lines of "rant" or "Random rant", etc. Whatever floats your boat. Have fun!
Lily
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Ten points to Dumbledore!
Friday, August 19, 2011
Welcome!
You've just happened upon my blog! Congrats! This is where I will be posting stories, interesting things in my life, rants (a paragraph about one subject, for example, I could talk all day about A Very Potter Musical, one of my many likes. Be prepared). I guess I'll get started.
Today is August 19th. I have two days until I go to family camp up in Vermont. I'd tell you the city, but I forget... More about family camp later! Anywho, It's thundering and lightening outside, so I better get off soon.
Lily
"If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer . . .
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!"
-Shel Silversteain
Today is August 19th. I have two days until I go to family camp up in Vermont. I'd tell you the city, but I forget... More about family camp later! Anywho, It's thundering and lightening outside, so I better get off soon.
Lily
"If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer . . .
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!"
-Shel Silversteain
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